BRITISH
[] You drink a lot of tea.      
[] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[] Fish and chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
[] It's football.... Not soccer.
TOTAL: 1

AUSTRALIAN
[] You wear flip-flops all year. (spring and summer)
[] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[] You love a backyard barbie.
[] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic.
[] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
Total = 1

ITALIAN
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''.
[] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world.
[] You talk with your hands.
Total = 3

SPANISH
[] You say 'member' instead of remember.
[] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr. (Why is this Spanish?!)
[] You are dark skinned.
[] You know what a Puta is.
[] You talk fast occasionally.
[] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.
Total = 1

RUSSIAN
[] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You don't get cold easily.
[] You get into contests all the time.
[] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[] You can speak some Russian.
[] You love listening to techno.
Total = 1

POLISH
[x] Your parents let you drink.
[] You know what a pizda is.
[] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you're Polish.
[] People randomly call you their best friend.
[] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup.
Total = 1

IRISH
[] You think beer is the best.
[] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with ay, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have/had red hair.
[] You have/had freckles.
Total = 1

ASIAN
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[] You like rice a lot.
[] You are good at math. (HELL YEAH!!!!)
[] You have played the piano.
[x] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're Chinese.
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baluko.
Total = 2

GERMAN
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think American Chocolate is good.
[] You speak some German.
[] You know what Schnitzel is.
[] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school. (Germans go to preschool and other kids don't?!)
[] You're under 5'4".
[] You have been to Germany
Total = 3

CANADIAN
[] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[] You know what poutine is.
[] You speak some French.
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
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Total = 1

FRENCH
[] You like French toast.
[] You love wine.
[] You speak a little or are fluent in French.
[] You have eaten a snail.
[x] You like fashion.
[x] You have been to France.
[] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
Total = 2

AMERICAN
[x] You like fast food.
[] You call football football and soccer soccer.
[] You can trace your ancestery back to Ellis Island.
[] You watch way too much TV.
[x] You are obsessed with the royal wedding.
[] You have a dog.
[] You have a cushy job.
[x] You were sad when Steve Jobs died.
Total = 3

NORWEGIAN
[] You know what lefse is.
[] You can speak some Norwegian.
[] You love trolls.
[] You know what lutefisk is.
[] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[x] Food made with potatoes and flour rules.
[] Fish is a huge part of your diet.
[] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair. (brown hair and hazel eyes)
[] You know how to fish or have fished before.
Total = 1

BELGIAN
[] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[] You speak both Dutch and French.
[] You like Belgian waffles.
[] You call a pub or bar a café.
[x] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[] You drive/own a French or German car.
[] You have a lot of comments on your government.
Total = 3

DUTCH
[x] You like the color orange.
[] You are a football enthusiast.
[] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[] You tend to favor the megalomania.
Total = 3

ARAB
[] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
[] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[] You are tanned.
[x] You have black hair.
[] Your last name starts with "Al" or "bin"
[] You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[] You dislike reading.
Total = 1

So guys, I'm not Asian, I'm a mix of Italian - German - American - Dutch and Belgian.